ジュも仕事

今日はすごい嵐。
強風とよこなぐりの雨・・・
今日は引きこもってのお仕事でよかった~

ジュ ”今日はボクも一日おやすみ~
    昨日はモデルとしていっぱい働いたもんね~~~”

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 ”ありがとうね♪いっぱいのワンちゃんに囲まれて緊張しながらもがんばってくれたね

ジュ “800gの子犬ちゃんチワワもいたね~。
    ちっこくてかわいかった~~~”

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 “ジュエルもあんなときがあったんだよ~。
 今はやんちゃ坊主で
 身体も態度もでかくなったけど~

ジュ 

 “ウソウソ。2.6㌔はいい感じだし。
  お仕事中もみんなに褒められるイイコちゃんだもんね♪
  これからもよろしくね~”

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2007年03月06日 20:19
ジュエルちゃんこんばんわです
忙しそうですね モデルさんになりましたか
何処に出るんかな 教えてね
天気予報を見ると雨が降ったり雪になったり大変な季節です お体ご自愛下さいね
ジュエルちゃん新しいお家は 如何ですか ママと楽しく過ごしていますか
体重が2.5Kなら 健康に過ごしている 良かったです
風邪引かないで下さいね
3・4と日間賀島でママリンkeiさんにお世話を掛けてきました 天気も良く最高でした
帰ったら 海は荒れていたようです 普段の行いが。。。かもね。。。です。
2007年03月10日 00:05
なんだか、心無しかお写真が斜になっているような気がするのは私だけでしょうか?
でも、クリックして拡大するときちんと見える。あー、いつものジュエルくんだぁ~!可愛いお目目とお鼻ですねぇ。
ワンコの鼻って、どうして外側が割れているのでしょうかね。この間、テレビで見たブタさんは割れていませんでした。ただいまのところの、私の小さな疑問です。
2007年03月16日 19:54
ラブぱぱ&あーまま さん~
最後のひと頑張りで雪さんがかなり降りました…最近雪かきしてます。
おかげで肩や首が痛いです。
また旅行いったんですね~
いいなぁ。

キレ子のばぁちゃんさん~
ナナメ???うつりかたのせいですかね~
デカ目のジュエルは健在です。
犬の鼻ですね(笑)
今度調べてみますわ~。
解決できるかしら・・・
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2011年05月31日 03:21
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2011年05月31日 03:22
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
2011年05月31日 03:40
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2011年05月31日 03:41
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2011年05月31日 04:35
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
2011年05月31日 04:53
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
2011年05月31日 11:34
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
2011年05月31日 13:32
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2011年05月31日 13:33
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
2011年05月31日 13:34
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
2011年05月31日 14:35
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
2011年05月31日 16:21
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
2011年05月31日 16:53
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
2011年05月31日 17:01
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
2011年05月31日 18:55
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
2011年05月31日 19:25
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
2011年05月31日 20:21
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2011年05月31日 20:47
Hi there, what's up you guys???
2011年06月01日 00:04
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
2011年06月01日 00:30
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2011年06月01日 00:39
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
2011年06月01日 02:24
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
2011年06月01日 03:05
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
2011年06月01日 05:10
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
2011年06月01日 05:14
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
2011年06月01日 06:43
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
2011年06月01日 08:02
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
2011年06月01日 09:55
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
2011年06月01日 10:00
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2011年06月01日 10:00
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
2011年06月01日 10:04
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
2011年06月01日 10:51
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2011年06月01日 11:01
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
2011年06月01日 11:06
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
2011年06月01日 12:29
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
2011年06月01日 12:34
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2011年06月01日 12:54
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
2011年06月01日 14:06
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
2011年06月01日 15:05
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年06月01日 15:39
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
2011年06月01日 16:51
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
2011年06月01日 17:29
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2011年06月01日 17:46
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年06月01日 18:51
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2011年06月01日 19:56
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2011年06月01日 20:05
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
2011年06月01日 20:14
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
2011年06月01日 22:15
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
2011年06月01日 22:42
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2011年06月01日 23:32
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
2011年06月01日 23:33
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2011年06月01日 23:49
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2011年06月02日 00:42
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2011年06月02日 01:02
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2011年06月02日 01:20
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
2011年06月02日 02:14
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
2011年06月02日 02:56
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2011年06月02日 03:07
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2011年06月02日 03:08
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2011年06月02日 03:25
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
2011年06月02日 03:40
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
2011年06月02日 04:07
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
2011年06月02日 04:15
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
2011年06月02日 04:42
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
2011年06月02日 04:52
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
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2011年06月02日 05:06
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
2011年06月02日 05:51
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
2011年06月02日 07:04
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
2011年06月02日 07:05
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
2011年06月02日 07:45
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
2011年06月02日 07:45
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
2011年06月02日 08:18
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
2011年06月02日 08:46
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
2011年06月02日 09:26
To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
2011年06月02日 10:08
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
2011年06月02日 10:15
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
2011年06月02日 10:57
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
2011年06月02日 11:31
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
2011年06月02日 11:52
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
2011年06月02日 12:28
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2011年06月02日 12:38
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
2011年06月02日 12:50
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
2011年06月02日 15:17
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
2011年06月02日 15:18
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2011年06月02日 15:18
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2011年06月02日 15:51
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
2011年06月02日 16:20
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
2011年06月02日 16:21
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
2011年06月02日 16:25
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
2011年06月02日 17:18
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2011年06月02日 17:37
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2011年06月02日 17:51
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2011年06月02日 17:52
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2011年06月02日 18:12
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2011年06月02日 18:41
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
2011年06月02日 18:49
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
2011年06月02日 18:49
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
2011年06月02日 18:58
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2011年06月02日 20:05
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2011年06月02日 21:28
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
2011年06月02日 21:29
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
2011年06月02日 22:13
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2011年06月02日 22:19
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2011年06月02日 22:20
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
2011年06月03日 00:09
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
2011年06月03日 01:31
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2011年06月03日 01:54
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2011年06月03日 02:09
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
2011年06月03日 03:28
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
2011年06月03日 03:39
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
2011年06月03日 04:12
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
2011年06月03日 05:28
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2011年06月03日 05:30
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2011年06月03日 06:24
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
2011年06月03日 06:48
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2011年06月03日 08:12
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
2011年06月03日 09:23
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
2011年06月03日 09:54
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
2011年06月03日 09:57
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
2011年06月03日 10:34
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
2011年06月03日 11:57
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
2011年06月03日 12:11
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
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Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年06月03日 14:44
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
2011年06月03日 14:44
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2011年06月03日 14:45
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
2011年06月03日 15:33
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
2011年06月03日 16:38
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
2011年06月03日 16:54
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
2011年06月03日 17:06
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
2011年06月03日 17:21
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
2011年06月03日 19:30
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
2011年06月03日 20:04
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
2011年06月03日 20:05
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
2011年06月03日 20:06
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
2011年06月03日 20:31
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2011年06月03日 20:53
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
2011年06月03日 21:24
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2011年06月03日 21:25
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
2011年06月03日 21:29
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
2011年06月03日 21:47
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
2011年06月03日 21:57
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
2011年06月03日 22:36
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
2011年06月03日 23:16
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
2011年06月03日 23:25
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2011年06月03日 23:52
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
2011年06月03日 23:52
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
2011年06月03日 23:58
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
2011年06月04日 00:08
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
2011年06月04日 01:13
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
2011年06月04日 01:26
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2011年06月04日 01:32
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2011年06月04日 01:32
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2011年06月04日 03:29
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
2011年06月04日 04:01
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2011年06月04日 04:53
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
2011年06月04日 04:57
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2011年06月04日 05:15
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
2011年06月04日 05:44
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
2011年06月04日 06:00
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
2011年06月04日 06:54
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
2011年06月04日 07:27
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年06月04日 07:27
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年06月04日 08:24
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
2011年06月04日 08:27
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
2011年06月04日 09:24
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年06月04日 09:25
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年06月04日 09:25
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年06月04日 09:51
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
2011年06月04日 09:55
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
2011年06月04日 10:13
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
2011年06月04日 10:31
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
2011年06月04日 10:32
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
2011年06月04日 10:44
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
2011年06月04日 11:23
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
2011年06月04日 11:39
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
2011年06月04日 11:57
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
2011年06月04日 12:17
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
2011年06月04日 12:20
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
2011年06月04日 13:48
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
2011年06月04日 14:14
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
2011年06月04日 14:14
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
2011年06月04日 14:15
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
2011年06月04日 14:59
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
2011年06月04日 15:11
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
2011年06月04日 15:39
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
2011年06月04日 15:41
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
2011年06月04日 15:58
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
2011年06月04日 16:02
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
2011年06月04日 17:31
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
2011年06月04日 17:38
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
2011年06月04日 17:59
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2011年06月04日 17:59
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2011年06月04日 18:51
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
2011年06月04日 19:08
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2011年06月04日 19:24
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
2011年06月04日 19:39
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
2011年06月04日 20:12
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2011年06月04日 20:14
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2011年06月04日 20:16
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
2011年06月04日 21:37
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2011年06月04日 21:40
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2011年06月04日 21:41
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2011年06月04日 22:06
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
2011年06月04日 22:11
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
2011年06月05日 01:25
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
2011年06月05日 01:31
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2011年06月05日 01:32
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2011年06月05日 02:09
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
2011年06月05日 02:31
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
2011年06月05日 02:47
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
2011年06月05日 02:48
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
2011年06月05日 02:53
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
2011年06月05日 03:46
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
2011年06月05日 04:26
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2011年06月05日 04:55
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2011年06月05日 06:18
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
2011年06月05日 06:43
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
2011年06月05日 06:45
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
2011年06月05日 07:23
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2011年06月05日 07:46
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
2011年06月05日 07:48
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
2011年06月05日 08:04
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
2011年06月05日 08:05
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
2011年06月05日 08:12
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
2011年06月05日 08:12
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2011年06月05日 08:49
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
2011年06月05日 08:56
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
2011年06月05日 09:03
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
2011年06月05日 10:15
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
2011年06月05日 11:17
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2011年06月05日 11:18
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2011年06月05日 11:20
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2011年06月05日 11:21
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2011年06月05日 11:22
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
2011年06月05日 11:22
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
2011年06月05日 11:40
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2011年06月05日 11:58
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
2011年06月05日 12:36
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
2011年06月05日 13:50
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
2011年06月05日 14:34
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
2011年06月05日 14:53
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
2011年06月05日 16:10
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
2011年06月05日 16:14
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
2011年06月05日 17:04
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2011年06月05日 17:06
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
2011年06月05日 17:55
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2011年06月05日 17:57
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
2011年06月05日 18:52
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
2011年06月05日 19:21
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
2011年06月05日 19:40
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2011年06月05日 19:47
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
2011年06月05日 20:14
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
2011年06月05日 20:20
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
2011年06月05日 20:45
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
2011年06月05日 22:00
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
2011年06月05日 22:04
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
2011年06月05日 22:29
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
2011年06月05日 23:11
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
2011年06月05日 23:18
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
2011年06月05日 23:35
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
2011年06月06日 00:17
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2011年06月06日 00:54
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
2011年06月06日 00:56
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
2011年06月06日 01:18
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
2011年06月06日 01:33
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
2011年06月06日 02:12
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2011年06月06日 02:41
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2011年06月06日 02:57
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
2011年06月06日 03:50
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
2011年06月06日 03:52
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
2011年06月06日 03:54
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
2011年06月06日 04:52
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2011年06月06日 06:41
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
2011年06月06日 07:38
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
2011年06月06日 08:12
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
2011年06月06日 08:38
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
2011年06月06日 10:17
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
2011年06月06日 11:22
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
2011年06月06日 11:31
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
2011年06月06日 13:34
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
2011年06月06日 13:56
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
2011年06月06日 15:27
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
2011年06月06日 15:43
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
2011年06月06日 16:00
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
2011年06月06日 16:20
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2011年06月06日 16:53
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年06月06日 17:27
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
2011年06月06日 18:11
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
2011年06月06日 18:26
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2011年06月06日 20:00
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
2011年06月06日 21:54
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2011年06月06日 22:08
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
2011年06月06日 22:32
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
2011年06月06日 23:40
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
2011年06月07日 00:36
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年06月07日 00:55
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
2011年06月07日 00:57
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2011年06月07日 01:54
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2011年06月07日 02:44
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
2011年06月07日 03:42
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
2011年06月07日 04:57
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
2011年06月07日 05:00
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
2011年06月07日 05:18
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
2011年06月07日 05:19
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
2011年06月07日 05:52
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2011年06月07日 06:09
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
2011年06月07日 06:11
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
2011年06月07日 06:54
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
2011年06月07日 07:48
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2011年06月07日 07:52
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
2011年06月07日 08:00
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
2011年06月07日 08:00
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
2011年06月07日 10:01
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
2011年06月07日 10:51
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
2011年06月07日 10:52
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
2011年06月07日 12:07
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
2011年06月07日 13:37
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2011年06月07日 13:47
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
2011年06月07日 13:48
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
2011年06月07日 13:48
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
2011年06月07日 14:14
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
2011年06月07日 15:16
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
2011年06月07日 15:22
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2011年06月07日 15:22
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2011年06月07日 15:26
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
2011年06月07日 15:39
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
2011年06月07日 16:06
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
2011年06月07日 16:31
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
2011年06月07日 16:38
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2011年06月07日 17:18
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
2011年06月07日 18:03
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
2011年06月07日 18:17
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2011年06月07日 18:27
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
2011年06月07日 18:38
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
2011年06月07日 19:22
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2011年06月07日 19:27
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年06月07日 19:28
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年06月07日 19:28
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年06月07日 19:37
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2011年06月07日 21:10
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
2011年06月07日 21:27
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
2011年06月07日 21:29
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
2011年06月07日 21:34
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
2011年06月07日 22:13
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
2011年06月07日 23:28
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
2011年06月07日 23:50
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
2011年06月08日 00:09
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
2011年06月08日 01:43
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
2011年06月08日 02:53
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
2011年06月08日 03:32
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
2011年06月08日 03:32
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
2011年06月08日 03:42
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
2011年06月08日 03:45
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2011年06月08日 03:55
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
2011年06月08日 04:07
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
2011年06月08日 04:39
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
2011年06月08日 07:38
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
2011年06月08日 07:54
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年06月08日 07:55
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年06月08日 08:00
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
2011年06月08日 08:48
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
2011年06月08日 08:58
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
2011年06月08日 09:19
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
2011年06月08日 09:45
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
2011年06月08日 09:48
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
2011年06月08日 10:24
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
2011年06月08日 10:28
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
2011年06月08日 11:51
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
2011年06月08日 12:18
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
2011年06月08日 12:32
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
2011年06月08日 12:53
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
2011年06月08日 12:55
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
2011年06月08日 13:16
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
2011年06月08日 14:04
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
2011年06月08日 14:17
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2011年06月08日 14:41
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
2011年06月08日 15:05
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
2011年06月08日 15:59
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
2011年06月08日 17:08
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
2011年06月08日 17:43
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2011年06月08日 18:38
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
2011年06月08日 19:16
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2011年06月08日 19:16
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
2011年06月08日 19:37
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2011年06月08日 19:55
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
2011年06月08日 20:05
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
2011年06月08日 20:11
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2011年06月08日 21:20
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
2011年06月08日 21:21
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
2011年06月08日 23:00
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
2011年06月08日 23:11
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
2011年06月09日 00:22
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年06月09日 00:22
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年06月09日 00:39
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
2011年06月09日 00:59
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
2011年06月09日 01:16
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
2011年06月09日 01:41
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
2011年06月09日 01:44
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
2011年06月09日 01:51
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
2011年06月09日 02:21
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
2011年06月09日 02:24
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
2011年06月09日 03:39
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
2011年06月09日 03:54
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
2011年06月09日 04:02
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
2011年06月09日 04:32
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
2011年06月09日 05:00
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
2011年06月09日 05:24
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
2011年06月09日 06:04
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
2011年06月09日 06:32
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
2011年06月09日 07:51
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2011年06月09日 07:51
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2011年06月09日 09:19
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
2011年06月09日 10:07
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2011年06月09日 12:55
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
2011年06月09日 13:03
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
2011年06月09日 13:42
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
2011年06月09日 13:56
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
2011年06月09日 13:57
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
2011年06月09日 14:06
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
2011年06月09日 14:18
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
2011年06月09日 14:31
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
2011年06月09日 14:32
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
2011年06月09日 15:34
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
2011年06月09日 16:53
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
2011年06月09日 17:19
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
2011年06月09日 17:51
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
2011年06月09日 18:17
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
2011年06月09日 18:32
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
2011年06月09日 19:01
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
2011年06月09日 19:06
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
2011年06月09日 19:34
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2011年06月09日 20:24
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
2011年06月09日 20:46
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
2011年06月09日 20:49
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
2011年06月09日 21:12
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
2011年06月09日 21:25
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2011年06月09日 23:51
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.