環境変化

変な天気が続きますね~

2・3日前、大雪が降って寒く
道路ツルツルと思えば…
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昨日はかなりの雨

そして、引越しの疲れもでてきたのか、
おとといから風邪気味…
喉がおそろしく痛い

ジュ “ママ~。大丈夫。”
 
 “大丈夫。大丈夫。
  今日は久しぶりに気合を入れて引きこもりしよう♪”

ジュ “ボクね、いつもママでかけるとき
    気合を入れてお留守番してるんだよ。
    それと同じ?!”

 “そうそう。
  ジュエル環境変わってから、
  ママお出かけのときにすんごく 
  クィ~ンクィ~ン泣くようになっちゃったね・・・。
  まだ、不安なんだね。
  このまま分離不安にならないように
  気をつけてないとだめだわ・・・

ジュ “え~~~。ぶんり・ふ・あ・ん?!
    誰がボクのファンなの

 “・・・かなり違うけど、まぁいいか。
 一緒にいる時間は大切にしようね♪”

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ジュ ”う~ん♪
   こんなステキなプレゼントを贈ってくれたお友達もいるから
   ボクも頑張るよ
   ママさん~☆ ありがとう♪”

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2007年02月24日 17:23
はじめまして~
同じ北海道のワンコを見つけて
お邪魔しました♪
初めてで突然のお願いをする失礼を
お許しください。
ワンコ仲間のブログで私の所にバトン
が回ってくるかもしれないのですが
、次にジュママさんにバトンをお渡し
してもよろしいですか?
ラブぱぱ&あーまま
2007年02月25日 12:04
ジュエルちゃんこんにちは
変な天気だね ママさん風邪のようです 気を付けようね 環境の変化は 人もワンチャンも同じだもんね ママと一緒だぁー今日はイッパイ甘えよォ~~~う
きあいだぁーーー気合を入れて頑張ろうね
ジュエルちゃんそうだよ ファンが沢山いるよォーーー此処にも居ますよ
おぉぉぉーーー素敵なプレゼントだね ジュエルちゃん着て見せてね 待ってるよ 暖かそうですね ジュエルちゃん微笑んでいるね 良かったね
2007年03月05日 18:32
Merrypekorin さん~
はじめまして。
北海道の方なんですね♪
どうぞよろしくお願いいたします!
バトンいただきますよ~。

ラブぱぱ&あーままさん~
ジュエルもだいぶ落ち着きました♪
私の風邪はひどく・・・
発作のようなせきがいまだ続いております。
でもがんばるもん。
メールありがとうございます♪
2011年06月28日 12:27
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2011年06月29日 10:12
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
2011年06月29日 11:43
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2011年06月29日 17:03
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
2011年06月29日 19:41
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2011年06月29日 21:03
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
2011年06月29日 21:23
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
2011年06月29日 22:16
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
2011年06月29日 23:35
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
2011年06月29日 23:53
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
2011年06月29日 23:55
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
2011年06月30日 00:07
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
2011年06月30日 11:31
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
2011年06月30日 11:46
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2011年06月30日 12:27
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
2011年06月30日 13:18
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
2011年06月30日 13:49
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
2011年06月30日 13:54
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
2011年06月30日 14:07
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
2011年06月30日 14:12
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
2011年06月30日 14:25
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
2011年06月30日 14:56
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
2011年06月30日 16:09
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
2011年06月30日 17:23
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
2011年06月30日 18:28
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
2011年06月30日 19:39
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
2011年06月30日 19:56
Hi there, what's up you guys???
2011年06月30日 21:25
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
2011年07月01日 00:06
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
2011年07月01日 00:18
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2011年07月01日 02:58
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
2011年07月01日 03:23
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
2011年07月01日 05:18
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
2011年07月01日 06:22
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
2011年07月01日 07:17
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
2011年07月01日 07:50
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
2011年07月01日 08:31
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
2011年07月01日 10:55
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
2011年07月01日 11:44
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
2011年07月01日 11:47
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
2011年07月01日 11:48
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
2011年07月01日 12:23
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
2011年07月01日 12:28
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
2011年07月01日 13:34
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
2011年07月01日 13:42
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
2011年07月01日 15:12
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
2011年07月01日 15:37
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
2011年07月01日 15:51
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
2011年07月01日 19:32
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
2011年07月01日 20:35
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
2011年07月01日 23:13
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
2011年07月02日 01:07
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
2011年07月02日 01:12
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2011年07月02日 02:36
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
2011年07月02日 02:37
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
2011年07月02日 03:12
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
2011年07月02日 04:18
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
2011年07月02日 05:10
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
2011年07月02日 06:10
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
2011年07月02日 06:50
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
2011年07月02日 07:18
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
2011年07月02日 07:41
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2011年07月02日 07:57
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2011年07月02日 08:07
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2011年07月02日 09:54
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
2011年07月02日 09:55
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
2011年07月02日 12:37
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
2011年07月02日 13:19
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
2011年07月02日 13:52
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
2011年07月02日 14:26
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年07月02日 14:28
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年07月02日 15:08
Mit der Dummheit kテ、mpfen Gテカtter selbst vergebens
2011年07月02日 15:26
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
2011年07月02日 16:02
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
2011年07月02日 16:16
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
2011年07月02日 16:24
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
2011年07月02日 16:34
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
2011年07月02日 16:37
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
2011年07月02日 16:43
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
2011年07月02日 16:43
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
2011年07月02日 16:58
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
2011年07月02日 18:37
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2011年07月02日 19:18
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
2011年07月02日 19:22
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2011年07月02日 19:38
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2011年07月02日 19:39
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2011年07月02日 20:33
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
2011年07月02日 20:44
I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
2011年07月02日 21:12
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
2011年07月02日 21:59
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
2011年07月02日 22:12
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
2011年07月02日 22:18
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
2011年07月02日 22:32
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
2011年07月02日 22:54
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
2011年07月02日 22:54
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
2011年07月02日 23:06
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
2011年07月02日 23:23
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
2011年07月02日 23:30
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2011年07月02日 23:37
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
2011年07月02日 23:39
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2011年07月03日 00:02
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
2011年07月03日 00:11
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
2011年07月03日 00:47
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2011年07月03日 00:49
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
2011年07月03日 00:54
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
2011年07月03日 01:04
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
2011年07月03日 01:30
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.
2011年07月03日 02:04
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
2011年07月03日 02:24
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
2011年07月03日 03:20
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
2011年07月03日 03:45
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
2011年07月03日 04:20
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2011年07月03日 04:46
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
2011年07月03日 04:46
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
2011年07月03日 05:15
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
2011年07月03日 05:20
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
2011年07月03日 05:24
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
2011年07月03日 05:55
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2011年07月03日 06:42
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
2011年07月03日 06:45
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
2011年07月03日 07:07
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
2011年07月03日 07:17
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
2011年07月03日 07:42
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
2011年07月03日 08:01
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
2011年07月03日 08:17
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
2011年07月03日 08:27
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
2011年07月03日 09:14
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2011年07月03日 10:10
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
2011年07月03日 10:33
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2011年07月03日 10:47
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
2011年07月03日 11:13
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
2011年07月03日 11:15
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2011年07月03日 11:16
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2011年07月03日 12:05
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
2011年07月03日 12:49
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
2011年07月03日 13:19
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
2011年07月03日 13:20
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
2011年07月03日 13:28
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2011年07月03日 14:32
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2011年07月03日 15:20
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
2011年07月03日 15:27
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
2011年07月03日 15:32
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
2011年07月03日 15:59
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
2011年07月03日 16:03
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2011年07月03日 16:10
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
2011年07月03日 17:45
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2011年07月03日 17:58
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
2011年07月03日 18:03
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
2011年07月03日 18:10
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
2011年07月03日 18:33
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
2011年07月03日 19:53
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
2011年07月03日 20:00
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
2011年07月03日 20:30
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
2011年07月03日 20:54
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
2011年07月03日 21:10
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
2011年07月03日 21:12
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
2011年07月03日 21:15
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
2011年07月03日 22:30
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
2011年07月03日 23:39
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
2011年07月03日 23:42
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2011年07月03日 23:44
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
2011年07月03日 23:48
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2011年07月04日 01:09
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
2011年07月04日 02:50
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
2011年07月04日 03:24
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
2011年07月04日 03:37
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
2011年07月04日 03:38
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
2011年07月04日 03:45
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
2011年07月04日 04:35
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
2011年07月04日 05:37
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
2011年07月04日 05:44
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
2011年07月04日 06:01
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
2011年07月04日 06:36
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
2011年07月04日 06:40
A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.
2011年07月04日 06:47
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist ツ�and better tools.
2011年07月04日 08:10
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
2011年07月04日 08:13
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
2011年07月04日 09:25
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
2011年07月04日 09:31
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2011年07月04日 09:43
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
2011年07月04日 10:25
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
2011年07月04日 10:25
In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
2011年07月04日 10:29
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSIツ�
2011年07月04日 10:49
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2011年07月04日 11:17
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
2011年07月04日 12:39
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
2011年07月04日 12:48
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
2011年07月04日 12:52
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
2011年07月04日 13:18
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
2011年07月04日 13:23
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2011年07月04日 13:56
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
2011年07月04日 13:58
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
2011年07月04日 14:24
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
2011年07月04日 14:46
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
2011年07月04日 15:14
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
2011年07月04日 16:02
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
2011年07月04日 16:03
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
2011年07月04日 17:10
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年07月04日 17:10
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
2011年07月04日 17:15
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
2011年07月04日 17:50
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
2011年07月04日 18:31
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2011年07月04日 18:31
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2011年07月04日 19:19
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
2011年07月04日 20:03
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
2011年07月04日 21:28
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2011年07月04日 21:47
If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.
2011年07月04日 22:15
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
2011年07月04日 22:27
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
2011年07月04日 23:29
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
2011年07月04日 23:41
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2011年07月05日 00:17
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2011年07月05日 00:52
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
2011年07月05日 01:23
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2011年07月05日 01:28
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
2011年07月05日 01:46
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
2011年07月05日 02:13
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
2011年07月05日 02:44
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
2011年07月05日 05:24
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
2011年07月05日 05:24
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
2011年07月05日 06:25
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
2011年07月05日 06:36
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
2011年07月05日 07:30
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
2011年07月05日 07:42
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
2011年07月05日 07:49
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
2011年07月05日 08:07
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
2011年07月05日 09:03
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
2011年07月05日 09:04
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
2011年07月05日 10:11
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
2011年07月05日 10:12
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
2011年07月05日 10:29
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
2011年07月05日 11:04
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
2011年07月05日 11:53
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2011年07月05日 12:25
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
2011年07月05日 12:44
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
2011年07月05日 13:26
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
2011年07月05日 13:42
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
2011年07月05日 13:50
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
2011年07月05日 14:16
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
2011年07月05日 15:04
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
2011年07月05日 15:25
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
2011年07月05日 15:32
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
2011年07月05日 15:49
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
2011年07月05日 15:54
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
2011年07月05日 16:08
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
2011年07月05日 16:30
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
2011年07月05日 16:36
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
2011年07月05日 16:55
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2011年07月05日 17:05
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
2011年07月05日 17:24
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
2011年07月05日 17:53
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2011年07月05日 17:54
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2011年07月05日 18:10
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
2011年07月05日 18:42
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
2011年07月05日 19:06
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
2011年07月05日 19:20
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
2011年07月05日 19:24
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
2011年07月05日 19:56
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
2011年07月05日 20:09
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
2011年07月05日 20:10
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年07月05日 20:32
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
2011年07月05日 20:54
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年07月05日 20:55
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
2011年07月05日 21:20
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
2011年07月05日 22:29
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
2011年07月05日 22:50
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年07月05日 23:09
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2011年07月05日 23:11
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
2011年07月05日 23:42
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
2011年07月05日 23:43
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
2011年07月05日 23:50
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
2011年07月06日 00:16
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
2011年07月06日 01:04
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
2011年07月06日 02:26
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年07月06日 02:26
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年07月06日 02:28
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
2011年07月06日 02:30
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2011年07月06日 05:05
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2011年07月06日 05:36
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
2011年07月06日 05:59
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
2011年07月06日 06:28
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
2011年07月06日 07:03
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
2011年07月06日 07:16
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
2011年07月06日 07:45
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
2011年07月06日 08:09
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
2011年07月06日 08:11
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
2011年07月06日 08:12
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
2011年07月06日 08:20
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
2011年07月06日 09:44
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2011年07月06日 10:38
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
2011年07月06日 10:48
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
2011年07月06日 12:02
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2011年07月06日 12:17
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
2011年07月06日 13:07
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
2011年07月06日 13:37
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
2011年07月06日 13:38
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2011年07月06日 13:38
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2011年07月06日 14:16
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
2011年07月06日 14:21
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
2011年07月06日 14:44
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2011年07月06日 14:45
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2011年07月06日 14:49
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2011年07月06日 16:13
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
2011年07月06日 16:21
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
2011年07月06日 16:23
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
2011年07月06日 16:25
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
2011年07月06日 16:36
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
2011年07月06日 16:54
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2011年07月06日 17:58
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
2011年07月06日 18:02
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
2011年07月06日 18:30
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
2011年07月06日 18:52
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
2011年07月06日 19:43
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
2011年07月06日 20:08
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
2011年07月06日 20:33
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
2011年07月06日 20:38
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2011年07月06日 21:36
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
2011年07月06日 22:37
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2011年07月06日 23:11
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
2011年07月07日 01:29
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
2011年07月07日 01:30
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
2011年07月07日 01:42
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
2011年07月07日 02:34
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
2011年07月07日 02:59
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
2011年07月07日 03:34
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2011年07月07日 03:43
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
2011年07月07日 03:45
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2011年07月07日 03:59
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2011年07月07日 05:33
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
2011年07月07日 06:07
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2011年07月07日 06:42
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2011年07月07日 07:19
Men have become the tools of their tools.
2011年07月07日 07:48
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
2011年07月07日 07:55
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
2011年07月07日 07:56
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
2011年07月07日 08:06
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
2011年07月07日 08:06
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
2011年07月07日 08:11
Hi there, what's up you guys???
2011年07月07日 08:23
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2011年07月07日 08:41
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
2011年07月07日 09:49
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2011年07月07日 09:49
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'
2011年07月07日 10:40
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
2011年07月07日 10:43
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
2011年07月07日 11:26
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
2011年07月07日 11:39
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
2011年07月07日 11:40
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
2011年07月07日 11:45
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2011年07月07日 11:49
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
2011年07月07日 11:50
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
2011年07月07日 12:58
The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.
2011年07月07日 13:18
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
2011年07月07日 13:19
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2011年07月07日 13:19
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
2011年07月07日 13:52
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
2011年07月07日 14:15
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
2011年07月07日 14:17
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
2011年07月07日 14:18
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
2011年07月07日 14:26
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
2011年07月07日 14:35
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
2011年07月07日 15:56
'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'
2011年07月07日 17:54
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
2011年07月07日 17:58
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2011年07月07日 18:05
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2011年07月07日 18:11
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
2011年07月07日 18:54
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
2011年07月07日 18:57
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
2011年07月07日 19:04
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
2011年07月07日 19:16
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
2011年07月07日 19:25
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2011年07月07日 20:35
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
2011年07月07日 20:50
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
2011年07月07日 21:21
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
2011年07月07日 21:59
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
2011年07月07日 22:47
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
2011年07月07日 23:50
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
2011年07月07日 23:51
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
2011年07月07日 23:58
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
2011年07月07日 23:59
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
2011年07月08日 00:04
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
2011年07月08日 00:12
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
2011年07月08日 00:44
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
2011年07月08日 00:51
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsツ�
2011年07月08日 00:52
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
2011年07月08日 02:11
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2011年07月08日 02:32
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
2011年07月08日 02:40
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
2011年07月08日 02:40
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
2011年07月08日 03:23
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
2011年07月08日 03:23
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
2011年07月08日 03:24
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
2011年07月08日 04:02
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
2011年07月08日 04:04
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
2011年07月08日 05:15
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
2011年07月08日 06:19
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2011年07月08日 06:51
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
2011年07月08日 07:05
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
2011年07月08日 07:25
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
2011年07月08日 07:28
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
2011年07月08日 07:53
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
2011年07月08日 08:59
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2011年07月08日 09:00
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
2011年07月08日 09:42
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
2011年07月08日 09:51
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
2011年07月08日 10:16
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2011年07月08日 10:16
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
2011年07月08日 11:35
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
2011年07月08日 11:38
If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
2011年07月08日 11:51
Barabテ。si's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do ツ�whether it is correct or not.
2011年07月08日 12:20
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
2011年07月08日 13:30
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
2011年07月08日 14:25
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
2011年07月08日 14:59
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
2011年07月08日 15:27
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
2011年07月08日 15:28
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
2011年07月08日 15:28
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
2011年07月08日 15:29
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
2011年07月08日 16:18
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2011年07月08日 17:00
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
2011年07月08日 17:14
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
2011年07月08日 17:23
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
2011年07月08日 17:34
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
2011年07月08日 17:37
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
2011年07月08日 18:35
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
2011年07月08日 19:10
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2011年07月08日 19:52
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
2011年07月08日 19:53
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
2011年07月08日 20:25
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
2011年07月08日 21:00
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
2011年07月08日 22:31
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
2011年07月08日 22:40
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
2011年07月08日 23:05
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
2011年07月08日 23:14
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
2011年07月08日 23:28
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
2011年07月09日 00:30
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
2011年07月09日 00:45
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
2011年07月09日 00:50
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
2011年07月09日 02:02
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
2011年07月09日 02:13
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
2011年07月09日 02:31
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2011年07月09日 02:39
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
2011年07月09日 02:39
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
2011年07月09日 03:00
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
2011年07月09日 03:07
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
2011年07月09日 06:12
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年07月09日 06:13
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年07月09日 06:15
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2011年07月09日 06:40
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
2011年07月09日 06:47
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
2011年07月09日 07:51
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
2011年07月09日 07:59
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
2011年07月09日 09:12
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
2011年07月09日 09:20
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
2011年07月09日 09:42
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
2011年07月09日 09:47
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
2011年07月09日 09:49
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheelsツ�
2011年07月09日 10:17
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
2011年07月09日 10:48
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
2011年07月09日 11:48
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
2011年07月09日 11:56
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
2011年07月09日 12:27
In this war ツ�as in others ツ�I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
2011年07月09日 12:47
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
2011年07月09日 12:49
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
2011年07月09日 13:14
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
2011年07月09日 13:31
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
2011年07月09日 13:48
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
2011年07月09日 13:49
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
2011年07月09日 14:04
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
2011年07月09日 14:19
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
2011年07月09日 15:11
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
2011年07月09日 16:42
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2011年07月09日 16:43
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
2011年07月09日 16:56
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
2011年07月09日 17:28
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
2011年07月09日 17:29
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
2011年07月09日 17:52
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
2011年07月09日 17:55
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
2011年07月09日 18:17
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2011年07月09日 19:10
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
2011年07月09日 19:18
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
2011年07月09日 19:52
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'